Dell & His Monkey

[Cowboy]

Dell walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some peanuts off the bar and eats them, then jumps up on a pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the Dell, "Did you see what your monkey just did? He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the Dell. "He eats everything in sight, the little S**T. I'll pay for the cue ball." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. A few weeks later Dell,s in the same bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While Dell is drinking, the monkey finds a bowl of peanuts on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks Dell. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, he still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

:rogpen::wtf::goofy:

[ABD]

Hahahahaahaaaa!!!!!!Can't take that damn Monkey anywhere!...Hahahaaaaa, good'n CB!!!!

[Full Blast]

:rofl: Cowboy! goodone! haaahahaaaaaahaaaaaa :rofl:

[minniemouse]

Hehee!! Great one Cowboy! Thanks for providing a ray of sunshine! That monkey sure gets about!

[Jeroen - CDM]

Hahaha :boogie:

good one CB!

[JimmyG]

Hahahaaa....what Dell's monkey gonna pull off next...

[AndyW]

Cracker CB, heard the story before, but it was the monkey that told me, ha ha ha.........................wee.................... ..........................

[rcarbone]

That was a good one CB hehehehe....

[REDTAIL]

LOL give him some jalapeno that will fix his droids

RT

[ABD]

LOL give him some jalapeno that will fix his droids

RT



Hahaha..Monkey hopped up on Jalapenos!!!..Scary thought!!....LOL

[Jeffo]

That's a real good one.


Here's another monkey one.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”