minniemouse
11-18-2008, 03:20 AM
I know you Guys are gonna get a kick out of this, saying its so true... but I thought I'd share it anyway!
The Female always makes The Rules
The Rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.
No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
If a Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
The Female is Never Wrong.
If The Female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding, which was the direct result of something The Male said or did which was wrong.
The Male must apologise immediately for causing the said misunderstanding.
The Female may change her mind at any time.
The Male may never change his mind, without the express, written consent, of The Female.
The Female has every right to be upset or angry at any time
The Male must remain calm at all times unless The female wants him to be angry and/or upset
The Female Must under no circumstances let The Male know weather she wants him to be angry and/or upset
The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
If The Female has PMT then The Rules are all null and void.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The Male must be ready at all times.
any attempt to document the rules can result in bodily harm
The Male who cant abide by the rules, cant take the heat, &
lacks backbone is a wimp.
The Female always makes The Rules
The Rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.
No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
If a Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
The Female is Never Wrong.
If The Female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding, which was the direct result of something The Male said or did which was wrong.
The Male must apologise immediately for causing the said misunderstanding.
The Female may change her mind at any time.
The Male may never change his mind, without the express, written consent, of The Female.
The Female has every right to be upset or angry at any time
The Male must remain calm at all times unless The female wants him to be angry and/or upset
The Female Must under no circumstances let The Male know weather she wants him to be angry and/or upset
The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
If The Female has PMT then The Rules are all null and void.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The Male must be ready at all times.
any attempt to document the rules can result in bodily harm
The Male who cant abide by the rules, cant take the heat, &
lacks backbone is a wimp.