jerseycrazee
02-14-2007, 10:23 AM
all right heres the story
the wife has a conference meeting and all the females present at this meeting were complaining about getting nothing for valentines day at work....this weeks meeting as there always on wednesday happens to fall on valentines day ...so bam i get and i dea i will personally deliver a dozen roses in a vase (looking for some brownie points ? HELL ya if you knew me you would know i need em!)
she goes to work i wave her off bye bye go outside theres 2 feet of fresh snow ...hmmm this should be good my 2 front tires are bald...lol i crack me up (like pa kettle i am ...better do something about that some day ma)...okay great im on a time schedule to get the flowers take em downtown and time it so its in her meeting ...
i have a vase with water nestled between my legs to keep the water from spilling and warm...the flowers wrapped on the dashboard the heater blarring and in slippin ans sliddin all the way there needless to say it was a white knuckle ride...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i get there its a maze of a building i have my vased roses in hand ...walk into 2 different meetings oopsie sorry looking for someone...finally find the place (it was a big hit though:love: ) but i was not so polietly told by all the other females present "okay ron its time for you to leave" jealous im thinking
i get home and have to shovel the driveway so i can up it for 1.5 hrs
man i dont understand women and flowers ---so its 60 bucks for something that wont last a week ....i said why not a tatoo instead 60 bucks and it will last forever.....
anyways
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ALL
god bless
ron
the wife has a conference meeting and all the females present at this meeting were complaining about getting nothing for valentines day at work....this weeks meeting as there always on wednesday happens to fall on valentines day ...so bam i get and i dea i will personally deliver a dozen roses in a vase (looking for some brownie points ? HELL ya if you knew me you would know i need em!)
she goes to work i wave her off bye bye go outside theres 2 feet of fresh snow ...hmmm this should be good my 2 front tires are bald...lol i crack me up (like pa kettle i am ...better do something about that some day ma)...okay great im on a time schedule to get the flowers take em downtown and time it so its in her meeting ...
i have a vase with water nestled between my legs to keep the water from spilling and warm...the flowers wrapped on the dashboard the heater blarring and in slippin ans sliddin all the way there needless to say it was a white knuckle ride...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i get there its a maze of a building i have my vased roses in hand ...walk into 2 different meetings oopsie sorry looking for someone...finally find the place (it was a big hit though:love: ) but i was not so polietly told by all the other females present "okay ron its time for you to leave" jealous im thinking
i get home and have to shovel the driveway so i can up it for 1.5 hrs
man i dont understand women and flowers ---so its 60 bucks for something that wont last a week ....i said why not a tatoo instead 60 bucks and it will last forever.....
anyways
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ALL
god bless
ron