minniemouse
02-15-2009, 03:27 PM
Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, a friend went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' the friend asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and the friend asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
the friend asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied the new mom.
Growing very impatient, the friend asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she said.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' the friend demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.??!!'
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, a friend went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' the friend asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and the friend asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
the friend asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied the new mom.
Growing very impatient, the friend asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she said.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' the friend demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.??!!'