TIME OUT....For a funny story!

[ropieteemeats]

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif (http://www.westcoastpayday.com)

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

[JimmyG]

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

HA HA...and likely a "collections professional".....

Now you are on trial Ropie.....you get your fooliebear self moved to the funnier side instead of the dark side just because you cracked a joke instead of a spam drop...

(Ropie is a "man bot" spammer aka Addecyamimi that gave himself away with spam link in his registration profile....)

Enjoy for a day or so...heheheee

[Deeguisee]

Nice post.

[Cowboy]

Nice post.

Now that right there is funny Jimmy . :cowboy: