airarts
03-16-2007, 07:39 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow
cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu..
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one?" They're full of shit!
came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow
cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu..
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one?" They're full of shit!