Never ever ever ever

[corey]

Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances bring your wife home a bottle of midol unless shes asks you to. Let me reitterate never!

[egneg]

Tell her its for you and that you have a tooth ache!

[Full Blast]

:dog: yup you better head for that dog house. :poodle_run_grey: :chillout:

[Clem]

Just mention that you are slowly building an emergency kit for the home. You want to make sue you have everything covered.

(You may not want to buy anything sharp)

Clem

[Lilred_000]

MY husband brought me two asprin one day..

I asked him, "what are these for?"

He said, "these are for your headache."

I said, "But, I don't have a headache...."

He gave me a devilish smirk and said, "Good, then get your a$$ in the bedroom !!":wink2:

And he wonders why we have FOUR kids!!:rolleyes:



Laura

[Full Blast]

And he wonders why we have FOUR kids!!:rolleyes:



Laura

:cheers: Ill have to keep that one in mind!
Rob

[kruble]

LMAO:clapping2:

[REDNECK AIR]

Now I am appalled ta think u aint got a line of men waitin to wait on u hand and foot
BBBBUT then U women don’t like us nice guys!




uh... excuse me?

If I had a man who was loving and caring enough to bring something to me to stop excruciating pain without me asking him to I would be the happiest woman on earth.

Ted is that kind of friend. He was always bringing me Rolaids and always had a bottle in his car just in case. And he is just a friend! I thought and still think he was the most thoughtful and kind man I'd ever met.

[Full Blast]

Holy crapyoly! Dang! :chillout: WoW!. Need a midol?:cheeky-smiley-006:

[Full Blast]

lol no not yet wait a few days more lmao. lol

sometimes I think the guys are the ones that need it. lol
y'all are weeeeird!

HEY NOW! I resemble that remark.

And with that said Ive gotta get off this infernal machine and get movin. Just cuz Mondays my day off dont mean I get to goofoff online all day.

[REDNECK AIR]

OOOH
SOUNDS like thats a touchy one
better introduce him 2 my ex they could lie, cheat, steal, and kill each other
and we "me and you" could sell tickets and retire with Satisfaction.

and i would never do such a thing to any women not even the ex
but wed have fun wachin them!!!

[REDNECK AIR]

I DO?
MAYBE after all the perkaset's i just took ta get over the last topic

[REDNECK AIR]

:cheers: i can only Imagine we b kikin back with a tall cool one :ybeer1: grinin from ear ta ear and when its all over the fire truck could wash away the mess we could wander of inta the sunset happy as larks :party:

[Frog]

All Drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen
Advil is Ibuprofen
Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on...

What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafailin

And I,m sure you could use this at some time denise.

Man out on the town goes to a dance sees a nice babe and says "Man would I like to get in those pants"

Women says "No thanks I have one asshole in there all ready"

Michael

[REDNECK AIR]

THAT 1 hit the spot LMAO
BBL
thanks

[REDNECK AIR]

percocet? lol silly
I'd like to watch the show.

now i tldcha ya can b pickin on me spellin it were close enough fer ya ta figure out
weren't it?:speechless-smiley-0

[Lilred_000]

All Drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen
Advil is Ibuprofen
Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on...

What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafailin

And I,m sure you could use this at some time denise.

Man out on the town goes to a dance sees a nice babe and says "Man would I like to get in those pants"

Women says "No thanks I have one asshole in there all ready"

Michael

ROFLMAO! :roll1: :roll1: :roll1:

[Full Blast]

:threesome: DId Redneck call me touchy? LOL! Nope all I did was leave off a "LOL" no touchy there. Unless someone wants to touchy me! hee hee. But Id have get the Full Blast wife to agree first. <NOT!) LOL

FROG! OMG! :smashfreakB::rotflmao: