corey
03-21-2007, 04:02 PM
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it
was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double
Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had
to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under
a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident'...I just lost it."
Case was dismissed
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it
was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double
Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had
to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under
a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident'...I just lost it."
Case was dismissed