the latest SCAM

[Skids]

The latest scam in the area which is happening at the Shopping Centers.
(Though this could spread elsewhere ???)
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to the city. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.
On the way they start having sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat and starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet !!

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

be careful out there.....

[Clem]

Sounds like a really hard week there Skids. Guess ya just can't re-lie on anyone.

(Strong glass of lemonade may get rid of the smile before ya report it.)

Clem

[Skids]

What's the world coming to Clem? Can't get from the cab to the curb without beautiful women pokin' their boobs in yer face. I think having paint permanently embedded in your cuticles turns them on the most.....or could it be that HOK needs to come out with a cologne?

[Steelhorse]

My poor friend....Here I kinda slammed ya for being drunk and not using your protection when using ISO's in Moose's birthday thread!!! Now I see what your problem is tonight!!!!


Your DEHYDRATED SKIDS!!!!!! GET SOME H2O IN YA BRO!!!!!

[Skids]

pure mountain water only in my brews, Steel!!! I'll be waterlogged before the nights out! HA!

[blinddog 99]

LOL, I wanna get robbed too!!

[HotAir]

Hey Skids,
Where abouts in TN did ya say this happend??? What color was her blouse :boobies: I'll go hunt them down for ya... Aloha -HotAir-