Hekinsieden
12-23-2007, 06:03 PM
I've been reading Minniemouse's jokes and I reeealy wanna post one! So here goes!
A man and a woman have been married for 20 years, and lately the sex has been getting "boring"..
"Honey let's try to spice things up a little.. maybe one of us could dress up into something fancy?" she asked. The husband agreed and told her he would be back in a few minutes.
Walking back in with a large black hood, similar to an exicutioner's mask, but completely naked otherwise he hops into the bed and makes love to his wife...
Afterwards she rests on their bed and tells him, "Wow.. that was amazing.. You sure act different when you have a mask on." she said.
Later she sees her husband sitting on the couch jerkin it to a pile of porn DVDs. Shocked she asks him, "You aren't tired?! and where did you get the money for all of these movies?!".
The husband ignores her untill he is finished and turns around, "My brother stopped by to visit after work, he got to play as the Executioner in his latest acting job, and for some reason as he was leaving he handed me 100$...".
A man and a woman have been married for 20 years, and lately the sex has been getting "boring"..
"Honey let's try to spice things up a little.. maybe one of us could dress up into something fancy?" she asked. The husband agreed and told her he would be back in a few minutes.
Walking back in with a large black hood, similar to an exicutioner's mask, but completely naked otherwise he hops into the bed and makes love to his wife...
Afterwards she rests on their bed and tells him, "Wow.. that was amazing.. You sure act different when you have a mask on." she said.
Later she sees her husband sitting on the couch jerkin it to a pile of porn DVDs. Shocked she asks him, "You aren't tired?! and where did you get the money for all of these movies?!".
The husband ignores her untill he is finished and turns around, "My brother stopped by to visit after work, he got to play as the Executioner in his latest acting job, and for some reason as he was leaving he handed me 100$...".