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Whit
01-11-2007, 07:19 PM
This is why men are rarely published in "Dear Abby":

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil; question, is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Ray

mongoose
01-11-2007, 08:17 PM
LMAF! Good one, Whit. Sooo true.

blinddog 99
01-12-2007, 05:05 AM
ROFLMAO! Whit, thanks for that laugh, it made my day....

corey
01-13-2007, 09:40 AM
Thats what I call priorities.