minniemouse
02-08-2008, 11:01 PM
A young couple had got married and it was their Honeymoon night. The new Bride, waited eagerly - as they had both agreed to wait for sex until after they'd got married.
Her Husband climbed into bed with her and they lay side by side.
"well?" she asked "Come on, we can have sex now"
"Ohh No we cant" her husband replied.
"Course, we can - we're married now" she whispered.
"Nah, cant do it. My Mums warned me all about it" he stated.
"What d'ya mean?" she asked
"Well, my Moms told me, that you've got teeeth down there and if I put my thingy into you, you'll bite it off" he answered.
"No, I havent" replied his Mrs.
"Mom, said so" he said.
Well, our youing bride is not going to be put off on her Honeymoon night, so as bold as brass, she throws back the covers, lifts up her nightdress, spreads her legs and says...
"Look, .... see, I told you, I aint got no teeth down there"
"Hmmn, your right" he says - "but look at the state of your gums..." !!
Her Husband climbed into bed with her and they lay side by side.
"well?" she asked "Come on, we can have sex now"
"Ohh No we cant" her husband replied.
"Course, we can - we're married now" she whispered.
"Nah, cant do it. My Mums warned me all about it" he stated.
"What d'ya mean?" she asked
"Well, my Moms told me, that you've got teeeth down there and if I put my thingy into you, you'll bite it off" he answered.
"No, I havent" replied his Mrs.
"Mom, said so" he said.
Well, our youing bride is not going to be put off on her Honeymoon night, so as bold as brass, she throws back the covers, lifts up her nightdress, spreads her legs and says...
"Look, .... see, I told you, I aint got no teeth down there"
"Hmmn, your right" he says - "but look at the state of your gums..." !!