roadheel
02-24-2008, 09:49 PM
Old Audry sent her husband Gus to Wallymart to get a carton of smokes and toilet paper.While Gus was there he saw a pair of cowboy boots on sale and since he had saved up some extra cash collecting cans he bought them.
When he got home he went in and put on his boots to show Audry and when he presented himself to her he asked "you notice anything different?" Audry looked up from the paper and looked at Gus and said"no"
Well this pissed Gus off so he goes in the bedroom strips down to nothing but his boots and walks back out and shouts NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW! Audry looks at his special purpose and says "What?Its looking down...it was looking down yesterday it'll be lookin' down tomorrow"
Gus says "And you know why its looking down Audry? ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
Audry says..."you shoulda bought a hat Gus...you shoulda bought a hat!
When he got home he went in and put on his boots to show Audry and when he presented himself to her he asked "you notice anything different?" Audry looked up from the paper and looked at Gus and said"no"
Well this pissed Gus off so he goes in the bedroom strips down to nothing but his boots and walks back out and shouts NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW! Audry looks at his special purpose and says "What?Its looking down...it was looking down yesterday it'll be lookin' down tomorrow"
Gus says "And you know why its looking down Audry? ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
Audry says..."you shoulda bought a hat Gus...you shoulda bought a hat!