minniemouse
03-01-2008, 03:51 AM
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a Bear. When your a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could Deal with that
Before you hibernate, youre supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definiately, deal with that
If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get outta line, you swat them too. I could deal with that
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yep, gonna be a bear!
I could Deal with that
Before you hibernate, youre supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definiately, deal with that
If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get outta line, you swat them too. I could deal with that
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yep, gonna be a bear!