Sundays Sermon

[roadheel]

The
Pastor's A$$



The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$$.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's a$$ and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

[roadheel]

while we are on the topic....

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-oldgrandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'



She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'

[minniemouse]

:roll1: :roll1: :roll1: Those are Good!!

[roadheel]

hey you know what?...I never had a thing for minnie mouse...I guess because I figured she was a one mouse kinda gal...I'm almost ashamed to say it but when bugs bunny dressed up like a girl...oh man.... especially the southern bell...look out!

[mob33]

What exactly do you DO? roadheel? Just curious...
MOB

[ABD]

What exactly do you DO? roadheel? Just curious...
MOB

Construction in the summer and Artist in the winter..Think that's what he said.

Oooo Forum entertainment in the winter also..:smashfreakB: