rcarbone
06-05-2008, 10:15 AM
MORNING SEX
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in.
She turned and said: - "You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought: - "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said: - "Thanks", and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked: - "What was that all about?"
She explained, ...
- "The egg timer is broken."
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in.
She turned and said: - "You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought: - "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said: - "Thanks", and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked: - "What was that all about?"
She explained, ...
- "The egg timer is broken."